
In Basic Training, you’re not supposed to keep ANYTHING in your pockets. Not lint, not paper, and certainly not money. Your money goes into a wallet in your foot locker and isn’t touched unless your flight is going to the store.
I got a few letters while I was in Basic Training–not tons, but a few. One letter was from an old boyfriend of mine who wanted to re-kindle the flame. Granted, he was in Massachusetts and I was in Texas, but he wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed either. Anyways, I had snuck the letter into my pants pocket at bedtime and brought it into the latrine to read, which some of us did. I read it, tucked it back into my pocket, and then without thinking put those pants into the laundry bag at the foot of my bed and crawled in to go to sleep.
The next morning, we woke up to the banging on the door. Our Training Instructor (TI) was a man, so he couldn’t sleep in our dorm. We had to ruch out of bed, throw on our pants and socks, and only then could he come in. Believe you me, he got apeshit if we took too long. He finally came into our dorm and started walking up and down the rows while we threw our beds together. This locker he pulled the door opened to and started poking through, that foot locker he had a girl open with her key and show him how neat it was. When he walked towards my row, I didn’t even look up while I was making my bed, but he stopped at my bed. What did he go at? You guessed it, my laundry bag. He opened it up, started pulling things out. He pulled out my pants and started going through the pockets. It had totally slipped my mind that I had that letter in there; in fact, if I had left it in there, it would have gotten washed with all the other girls’ laundry. (No, we didn’t have friggin maid service, we had three girls in our flight who were assigned to do everyone’s laundry a couple times a week.) He stuck his hand in the pocket of those pants, pulled out that note, and looked at me with that face half-covered with that TI hat. “What is this?” he asked. “What the hell is this?” He opened it up and read the first couple lines of it aloud. I don’t remember what they were, but they were mushy, and I was sure my face was turning fire engine red. Somehow, for some reason, he decided against reading the whole thing allowed, and he shoved the letter at me. “Put this away, I never want to see it again.” Yes Sir, I said, and scurried to my foot locker to put it away. To this day I have no idea why he cut me slack that morning, but he did. *Phew!*