Toe jam football.
I’ve just always wanted to give a post that title.
This morning at 10:30am, I went into the foot-doctor to get my ingrown toenail cut off. They stuck two needles worth of numb-stuff into the top of my toe (whooo-eee) and after I could still feel him digging in, he stuck another needle in the underneath of my toe (yyyyeeeaaawww!) but I was a good little girl and I held together, didn’t shed a tear, though I was sweating a bit and almost thought I was going to throw up there for a minute…they asked me if I wanted to be reclined so I didn’t have to watch, and I said no I’m fine, and they said we’ll recline you so you can’t watch anyway; and picture this, so I’m laying in this chair, and since they have reclined me when I told them not to, I could see under the magazine I was holding, so I had to hold the bottom of it up against my boobs the whole time so I couldn’t see what they were doing. The girl helping the doc came out with about seven rolls of medical cloth tape, all pretty colors, and said, “What color you want?” Yippee. I don’t give a shit. lol But I picked light blue, because it’s Rain’s favorite color, and I figured she’d get a kick out of it. So I had worn heels to the doctor’s office, not really thinking about it, and I’m walking out of the medical building with a big gay blue paper bootie on one foot, and my heel on the other one… click-thunk, click-thunk… I called my boss and told him I was going home to get some sandals. I get home, and I’m thinking I’m going to slip into the garage, grab my sandals right by the back door and leave… but nooo, they’re working on the alley behind my house this week–so I had to park in front of my house and walk up the steps in hospital bootie and stocking foot (by this time I had completely given up and shed both shoes). After rummaging around the house and finding a sandal, I headed out to lunch and then back to work. Oh it’s not bad right now–I can’t feel anything–but the doc said in about six hours when it starts to wear off, it might not be fun. And of course I have to work late tonight. Yay.
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